Clear mind, torn heart.

Anonymous said: Why are you on tumblr and not fucking your girlfriend?

torn-heart:

Hello anon! L’s girlfriend here, don’t worry as L was on tumblr, I was in the shower rinsing all the cum off me. I appreciate your concern for our sex life however I appreciate people who have respect for my girlfriend and I far more.

This is what happens when I let my smartass girlfriend answer asks :)

She’s cute, I love her and our sex life won’t be seriously discussed on tumblr. Not sorry.

imhooked:

Mini update: My girl and I did a Keith Urban concert last night and today we’ve been cuddled up in bed watching movies and having candy and smores! Go us!

Guys. This is my girlfriend.
She’s adorable.

I’m in love. Just sayin.

Anonymous said: Why are you on tumblr and not fucking your girlfriend?

Hello anon! L’s girlfriend here, don’t worry as L was on tumblr, I was in the shower rinsing all the cum off me. I appreciate your concern for our sex life however I appreciate people who have respect for my girlfriend and I far more.

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via imactuallyuhmermaid)

rionhunter:

This was seriously an iconic moment in film history

(Source: simplypotterheads, via thescienceoflifeandlove)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

(via blown-away-by-you)