Clear mind, torn heart.

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

(Source: liveyourlifeasifyoureone, via thescienceoflifeandlove)

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via thescienceoflifeandlove)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via livingthedream42)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via livingthedream42)

datsrad:

I just saved this bby new born deer. and I’m crying bc it kept following me.

(via livingthedream42)

Turns out falling in love with your best friend can actually be one of the greatest things to happen to you.

tranarchistbitch:

theliberatedbillie:

AHHH.  I love babies. 

Holy fuck the otter is like “look what i made”

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via theperfectlesbian)