Clear mind, torn heart.

me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died

ellosteph:

lutho-x:

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

this never gets old

dogshaming:

Ground Explosion
It wasn’t me. It was a meteoroid. I swear.View Post

dogshaming:

Ground Explosion

It wasn’t me. It was a meteoroid. I swear.

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bea-u-tiful-sunshine:

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

hahahaha

(via amycimorelli)

imhooked:

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

ahahahaha

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via wilddddchilddddd)

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

(via imactuallyuhmermaid)

british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA