harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
Anonymous said: What's your best "it gets better story" proving that it got better?
In high school for all 4 years these girls made my stomach hurt so bad because they were the hot popular girls and I was scared that they would never like me if I ever came out as gay, last week I made out with every single one of them in vegas. I think thats a pretty good example of it getting better.
THIS IS HONESTLY THE BEST POST
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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