Clear mind, torn heart.
me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever
this never gets old
(via amycimorelli)
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
hahahaha
(via amycimorelli)
(Source: ericafw, via alwayshopingalwaysloving-deacti)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
ahahahaha
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via wilddddchilddddd)
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
(via imactuallyuhmermaid)
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
